morning rituals of va college students:
Longwood - Milk the cows, gather eggs.
Radford - Finish liquor, take STD shot.
UVA - Find paper online.
William & Mary - Shower, study till class.
VCU - Drink on the way to class, never make it, buy more beer
Tech - Check rankings
U of R - Spend parents money at Abercrombie.
JMU - Roll over, introduce yourself.
ODU - Check to see if all their belongings are still there.
GMU - Continue to apply to other schools
VMI - Cry into pillow.
no, i did not come up with these; i ripped them off someone’s facebook hahaha. dying about the JMU and VCU ones lol ;)