Keep it sleazy.

morning rituals of va college students:

Longwood - Milk the cows, gather eggs. 
Radford - Finish liquor, take STD shot. 
UVA - Find paper online. 
William & Mary - Shower, study till class. 
VCU - Drink on the way to class, never make it, buy more beer 
Tech - Check rankings
U of R - Spend parents money at Abercrombie. 
JMU - Roll over, introduce yourself. 
ODU - Check to see if all their belongings are still there. 
GMU - Continue to apply to other schools 
VMI - Cry into pillow.

no, i did not come up with these; i ripped them off someone’s facebook hahaha. dying about the JMU and VCU ones lol ;)

March 9, 2012, Friday @ 12:10 AM

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    hahahah this is so awesome. JMU is always the classiest ;)
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